Hey, everyone, this is the latest report on my TERRIBLE school lunches. Today's stars: Chicken and Rice! Here is our brave witness, Arianna Coleman's report.
Chicken: "This thing is SO dry!" She moaned. "How could chicken be so dry and stringy??!!" (We didn't get much of a report today.)
Chicken sauce: "This is SAUCE??? EWWWW! Did you see that? Look! It's ALIIIIIIIIVE!!!! It started off gloppy and now it's dry...yet moving!!!! And only after like, five seconds!!" Cafeteria Ladies, a little piece of advice: Try getting your sauce from A SAUCE COMPANY, not the INSIDE OF YOUR NOSE!!!
And finally, the rice: "Why are there black specks in the rice??!!! (they weren't pepper...hmmm... :P) And it's sooooooo greasy and buttery! EW! You can see it sliding off my fork. TOO slippery!!!"
And that's today's report. Keep viewing Food For Thought for more school food (they CALL it food) entries! And remember: always add a pinch of love.
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